Keep Out LARGE Sticker

Everyone knows that if you enter Area 51, you are subject to arrest, imprisonment, getting shot, or perhaps even probed. This is because NOTHING out of the ordinary is taking place at the government facility near Groom Lake, Nevada.
 
Sure. We accept that story.
 
This large Sticker, which reads, “Keep Out Area 51 Do not remove under penalty of imprisonment” is a great way to show your friends you believe it too…or not.
 
Get yours today and as an add bonus, if you stick it to your front door, you may never have to worry about pesky sales-folks again.